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#9. Hyperbole and a Half by Allie Brosh

hyperbole and a halfHyperbole and a Half  is a published collection from Allie Brosh’s webcomic series of the same name. It deals with memories of cake, forests, adopting incredibly stupid dogs, and battling evil geese, but also delves into headier subjects such as identity reflection and living with depression. Her simple, hilarious drawings lead you into her life and the processes she goes through as she attempts to make herself a better person amidst a flurry of what she refers to as “shitty thoughts.”

This is a fun, insightful read. And I cannot more strongly urge you to go read The God of Cake right now on her website.

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#8. Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk

3304435Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk was one of his earliest books, though it was initially rejected by publishers for its disturbing content. After the success of Fight Club, publishers came around to this sordid story about high fashion, a galaxy of pills, vaginoplasty, AIDS, a shotgun, and the Brandy Alexander Witness Reincarnation Program.

Our beautiful, unnamed narrator drifting around in a rental car with Seth Thomas and the queen supreme Brandy Alexander has a bit of an identity crisis going on: she’s missing half her face. A mysterious gunshot through her half-open car window led her to the hospital, where she lost her modeling job and her fiancé but was introduced to Brandy, a larger-than-life version of herself well on her way to becoming a woman.

The paragraphs within chapters jump abruptly from the past to the present, from the end to the beginning, and back and forth between what the future should have been and what we all wound up with instead. Our narrator compares reading her story to reading an article in a fashion magazine which makes you “Continue to Page ___.” “No matter how careful you are, there’s going to be the sense you missed something, the collapsed feeling under your skin that you didn’t experience it all. There’s that fallen heart feeling that you rushed right through the moments where you should’ve been paying attention. Well, get used to that feeling. That’s how your whole life will feel some day. This is all practice.”

This book has a considerable number of plot twists, even for a Palahniuk novel. If you pick this one up, just keep in mind: names change, uppers fade, and mascara runs, but you can only truly change if you challenge yourself more than you think you can bear.

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#7. Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk

survivorA few weeks ago I started (and promptly finished) Survivor, a book that was recommended to me long ago and has been sitting — neon orange — on my bookshelf for the better part of a year. I have become quite a fan of Palahniuk’s novels over the last five years by bits and pieces, and the rapid, increasingly bizarre narrative in Survivor did not disappoint.

Tender Branson: fundamentalist terrorist? Domestic servant doused in bad luck? Or does the universe have a plan for even its most lost inhabitants?

Tender is one of the last surviving members of a death cult, checked on frequently by a listless social worker and called nightly by misguided souls on his phony suicide hotline. In the course of his lackluster existence, which he constantly questions as his fellow Creedish peers dwindle, he meets Fertility. She claims she can see the future, and Tender claims he doesn’t intend on having one. Between mysterious murders, premonitions, tips for getting blood out of fur coats, and a sudden media hype around Tender as a spiritual giant, Survivor tells a story about our contradictory desires for both destruction and redemption.

I quite enjoyed this book. The characters are complex individuals, sad people who make unreasonable, devastating choices but who don’t know many alternatives. The story of Tender Branson’s life is told by Tender himself into the black box of a hijacked airplane. It’s a thrilling set-up from the first page…Oh, that’s another interesting feature of the book: the page numbers are backwards, so as you read the book the pages count down to the end.

3, 2, 1.

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#5. Fragile Things & #6. Coraline by Neil Gaiman

FragileThingsShortFictionsandWondersPS_PaperbackPS_1213846460After reading American Gods and The Ocean at the End of the Lane last year, I thought I might dive in to the other Gaiman books on my shelf.

Neil Gaiman’s Fragile Things is a short story/poetry collection full of creepy vignettes and heartfelt nostalgia. I was blown away just by the first paragraph of the first story, a Sherlock Holmes/H.P. Lovecraft mashup of sorts called “A Study in Emerald.” What if the Old Ones…came? And then life continued as normal? It is ingeniously written, blending the narrative deftness of a detective story and the weighty gloom of supernatural horror, and got me excited for the remainder of the book. Some of my other favorites from this collection are “October in the Chair,” “Locks,” “Instructions,” “Feeders and Eaters,” “Goliath,” “How to Talk to Girls at Parties,” and “Sunbird.” Fairy tales, body horror, flying saucers, even a brief immersion into the Matrix universe — the creativity and diversity are so impressive!

Coraline is a delightful book, one I have been meaning to read for quite some time now. I thoroughly enjoyed the film that came out, and even had the very great privilege to talk to Henry Selick about it at SXSW in 2009. Coraline is a bright young girl who considers herself an expert explorer. Though she feels her parents and her life are fairly dull, she learns to be brave under some nightmarish circumstances that occur in her very own house. The edition I read was filled with amazing artwork, including some particularly frightening images of the Other Mother.

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Can you tell that I was a little bit into Coraline? Coraline/me, right. Flo the Progressive Lady/Delia, left.

Does anyone have any more Neil Gaiman recommendations for me?

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#4. My Brother’s Book by Maurice Sendak

My Brother's Book by Maurice Sendak

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#3. Food Rules: An Eater’s Manual by Michael Pollan (Illustrated by Maira Kalman)

Eat food. Mostly plants. Not too much.

From this simple dictum comes Food Rules, full of crowdsourced advice and generations-old common sense about not just what we eat, but how we eat and how we connect to the part of our life that has to do with food. It’s short, it’s poignant, and it will make you very hungry.

I definitely, definitely, definitely recommend the illustrated edition of the book. Maira Kalman brings these loose rules to life with humor and rich color.

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#2. The Clocks by Agatha Christie

ImageMy first Hercule Poirot mystery, I picked this up as a quick read while I figured out what my next big literary indulgence would be.

The book read quickly; as you can see, I did not.

This mystery novel is another great ensemble piece by Agatha Christie: a hard-nosed detective, a spy with his heart on his sleeve, a screaming typist, mysterious bodies (both breathing and not), a heap of peculiar neighbors, and of course, the armchair sleuth Poirot.

A shorthand typist is called to a woman’s home in an old Victorian neighborhood on a fairly normal afternoon. What she finds sets off a chain of inquests, questions, and even more murders. In a room with a dead body, a blind woman, and four mysterious clocks, the key to this murder isn’t in the complicated scene, but in the simplest of details.

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#1. NOS4A2 by Joe Jill

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Jade enjoys this chilling tale.

Joe Hill’s NOS4A2 is a thriller, a prolonged suspension of disbelief, and a nightmare of familiar things turned grim. Charlie Manx, a seemingly soulless individual responsible for the disappearances of dozens of children, has a problem. He needs some help tending to Christmasland, the amusement park of winter delights, year-round! A place of terrifying delights where lost children will be happy…forever. The only thing in his way is a the troubled but determined Vic McQueen, a woman whose one afternoon encounter with Charlie Manx as  a teenager has left fingerprints on every part of her life.

Charlie Manx and Victoria McQueen have something in common, a gift for finding places that aren’t on the map. Covered bridges, magical cars, and Scrabble tiles all play a part in the strange world of NOS4A2. Referred to as “inscapes,” these rarely attainable places will resonate with fans of Joe Hill’s other works, with sly allusions to Heart-Shaped Box, Horns, and Locke and Key.

This novel definitely fulfilled my need for creepiness. The character of Charlie Manx and his wretched Rolls-Royce Wraith will haunt you days after finishing this macabre story. Victoria McQueen is an interesting hero — half-mad from her unusual abilities, heartbroken by a hard life — who sometimes makes it hard for us to root for her. Ultimately, we see the various ways disappointment and disconnection have shaped her (along with the occasional phone calls from dead children) and how she never stops trying to make her wrongs right.

I really enjoyed this novel, and my admiration for Joe Hill grows stronger with each new book.

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New Beginnings: 2014

One minute you’re sending out Christmas cards, the next you’re eating fondue for Valentine’s Day. Happy February, book lovers! I haven’t had a chance to reflect on 2013 much since I finished Bossypants, my 25th book of the year and the completion of my resolution to read 25 books. 2013 was a very successful year in many ways, and I discovered some excellent books.

My favorites of the year:

  • Horns by Joe Hill
  • Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson
  • The Shining by Stephen King
  • The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood
  • American Gods by Neil Gaiman
  • The Long Halloween by Jeph Loeb and Tim Sale.

For 2014, my goal is to read 26 books. I managed 25 this time around, what’s one more?

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#25. Bossypants by Tina Fey

ImageMy 25th book of the year — and the official completion of my 2013 goal — was Tina Fey’s Bossypants. It is a funny, often endearing memoir about her childhood, her early career in comedy & show business, her time working on 30 Rock, and her family life. It’s punchy and fun while still addressing heavy issues like acknowledging privilege, sexism in entertainment and politics, and the double standard imposed on the working mom. It’s easy to relate to her frustrations as a college grad with a lousy first job or being questioned about her weight, and it’s eye-opening to see the mindset of a writer in the hustle and bustle world of 30 Rockefeller Plaza. The whole book is hilarious from start to finish.

The parts about her childhood are especially enjoyable, and her fondness for big hair and her father shine brightly throughout the opening chapters.

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